Yup, JC, Wormslayer she shall be known as. I planted a tree today. I kept trying to not kill worms, but they kept appearing in the dirt, these huge purple and pink jellies that instead of burrowing back into the soil like a worm with a slightly larger brainstem might, they would wriggle out into the sun, and i’m thinking… isn’t sun bad for you?? So as I’m digging, I finally gave in, and just decided that if the worms were going to be suicidal, then I was just going to have to keep digging and get over my aversion to slaying things. I would be a viking about it. Thus, JC Urmsbani. (I might’ve said that wrong at the top. It might also read “Y’all are calling me Wormsbane”, but, well, that’s what I get for trying to write in a language that I’ve only been studying for a month. But I think I’m right.)